woah that is not enough whipped cream. you need to add enough so that its screams can be drowned out so that no one can hear it. If you haven’t used an entire bowl of miracle whip you aren’t doing it right.
Miracle whip? Isn’t that the stuff you put on sandwiches?
The fuck. I fucked up I fucked iup I fkcued up shit I meant cool whip I fucked up god damn it don’t put mayonnaise on your bmp pumpkin pie kids not unless you want children to scream in anguish at a movie theater during your favorite part in the movie
this is the most american post
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i can’t wait until i’m 18 and i’m able to hold hands with people legally
be sure to use protection
Yeah but that was my old job xD my new job is wayy better
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.